Saturday, December 31, 2011

POLISH GIRL PT. 2

IT'S NICE THAT GIRLS LIKE YOU CAN THINK
ARE YOU STILL DATING THAT CHINK?

YOU ARE SO AWKWARD
DON'T MAKE THAT EXPRESSION

YOU SHOULD BE WORKING
IF THERE'S A RECESSION

LISTEN TO MOMMY &
KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY

AIR KISS WITH ME
&TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

PASS THE POTATOES AND
THE JELLIED MUSHROOM MYSTERY
DO EAT MY FOOD TILL YOU PUKE

LOVE THE FATHERLAND
DENY ITS PRESENT
REMEMBER ITS HISTORY

TAKE PRIDE IN OUR IKEA
OUR TWO-LANE HIGHWAYS
OUR EUROBEAT TRUCKSTOPS

SINNER, GENUFLECT

WEARING THE ROSARY IS NOT FOR FASHION
KNEEL ON THIS 18TH CENTURY PEW
RELIGION IS THIS ARTHRITIC FEELING

9 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS ARE
A POST-COMMUNIST HOUSING TRADITION
NONE OF THESE ROOMS HAVE A DECENT VIEW

YOU ARE OUR NATION'S SACRIFICE
IT'S OK TO BE MEDIOCRE
SMILE SIT STILL BE NICE

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